Thank you, Meghan, for all the free Peta stickers.

Lumpy felt obligated to make sure they all found wonderful homes. Like the wall in the hall, the leg of the end table, the tv armoire, the sofa arm, the oven door, and this little innocent Christmas music box. Which was the only one I couldn't get off without a fight. This pig, was not my friend...so I ate him. OK, not that one, but we did have pork chops for dinner. For shame!