Tomorrow she'll be 4...but today, there are dishes to be done.
Isn't it the best when you have something to hang over their head?
There will be no dessert if you don't clear the table.
There will be no Christmas presents if you keep acting like that.
There will be no friends over if your room isn't cleaned.
If the birthday girl slings the f-bomb again, there will be no birthday.
FYI...she wasn't really doing the dishes, she was farting around in the sink and I caught her red-handed...and scantily-clad, as usual.