My Etsy addiction continues...

This seller has been added to my favs, just for her descriptions alone. :P

Grumpy Girl

Description: Oh you know you have one... that hot, sexy UPS dude dressed in brown that makes your heart skip a beat every time you see the truck roll up in your driveway. And we know that sometimes, late at night while you're watching the latest infomercial on TV, you secretly toy with the idea of ordering the Faux Flex just so he'll come visit you in 3-5 days with expedited shipping.

This soap will turn your man into the next best thing since the pony express. Capture the hot, sexy UPS dude anytime you want him and save yourself the overnight shipping charges.

You can also start telling your friends you've got a Hot, Sexy UPS Dude waiting at home in your shower for you and become the envy of the neighborhood.

Orange blossom, mandarin, jasmine and is accented with amber, cedar and vanilla.


Net Weight 4.50 - 4.75 ounces

Scents:
We offer over 50 unique scents of soap, please see profile for complete listing.

and these scrumptious looking cupcakes...they're for the tub too!

Girls, these bath bombs are truly the most scrumptiously DIVINE treat you could ever pamper yourself with. The famous Magnolia Bakery in NYC could only hope to stock something this fabulous.

Rich mango and Shea butter combined with highly moisturizing sweet almond and avocado oils work together to drench your skin in silky soft, and oh so kissable smoothness.

Highly fragrant and sprinkled with cuteness on top of real fluffy royal icing, you'll suddenly find that your craving for sweets has been fulfilled. Each one of our 50+ scents comes in a unique coordinating color combination.

Comes packaged in lots of crinkly cellophane and an ultra cute bow in a clear cylinder box to protect your cupcake from the horrors of shipping, and it also makes a really cute gift.

Trust a fat chick, we know ALL about cupcakes.

Net Weight 5.5oz
DO NOT EAT!